Funhouse Lounge

Die Hard the Musical Parody 2022

The holiday tradition is back—and not a moment too soon!

All John McClane wanted for Xmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard!  This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Mandy Khoshnevisan, Jennifer Madison Logan, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Rhansen Mars, Josh Edward, Linh Nguyen and Aurora Hernandez

Directed by Andy Barrett, Musical Direction by James Liptak


  • Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm.
  • Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm

*Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.

Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP: reserved assigned seating in the front 3 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth


This show runs for 2 hours and 10 minutes. Please note there will be NO intermission.

PLEASE NOTE our December 4th matinee is a special “behind the scenes” performance: Our Dec. 4th 2pm Sunday matinee will offer you a sneak peek into how we create and sustain Die Hard the Musical Parody. Arrive early to see the sound checks and pre-show prep that goes into putting on a live show. We may be filming that day, so we can offer it to our fans worldwide via a special holiday streaming option on Christmas weekend. AND after the show, a never-before-offered Q&A with writer/director Andy Barrett and stars of the show.

**You will receive an email confirmation once you complete your transaction. YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE a physical ticket to present but please save your email confirmation on your phone (or print it out) and have it ready to present when you check in.**

Masking and Vaccination Policy as of August 30, 2022:

VACCINATION:  We no longer require proof of vaccination or a current test, but encourage everyone to get vaccinated. MASKS: While we will no longer require masks, we do strongly encourage wearing them while watching the show (when not actively eating or drinking). It is relatively close quarters and it just makes it safer for everyone. 

Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund your ticket. Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.

Tip your actors!

All tips go directly to the cast!