Funhouse Lounge

Die Hard the Musical Parody

Single VIP ticket only on 11/30

Tickets available for Die Hard the Musical Parody at the Ellyn Bye Studio at Portland Center Stage – Visit ticket page here!

Tickets for dates at Funhouse Lounge are all but sold out – some single VIP tickets are available.

All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm, Sunday matinees are at 3:00 pm

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: James R. Dixon, Jaiden Wirth, Brian Koch, Margo Schembre, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.

Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP/Reserved: reserved assigned seating in the front 6 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt (new design this year!) or pair of John & Hans magnets)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.


Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: James Liptak

Tip the cast and crew!

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