Funhouse Lounge

Die Hard the Musical Parody

The holiday tradition is back—and not a moment too soon!

All John McClane wanted for Xmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard!  This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.  Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors. **Also unvaccinated minors must have proof a negative covid test taken within 48 hours.**

Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm. Sunday matinees are at 2:00 pm

PLEASE NOTE our December 5th matinee is a special “behind the scenes” performance: Our Dec. 5th 2pm Sunday matinee will offer you a sneak peek into how we create and sustain Die Hard the Musical Parody. Arrive early to see the sound checks and pre-show prep that goes into putting on a live show. We will be set up to film the show, so we can offer it to our fans worldwide via a special holiday streaming option on Christmas weekend. AND after the show, a never-before-offered Q&A with writer/director Andy Barrett and stars of the show.

*Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.

*Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP: reserved assigned seating in the  front 3 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Mandy Khoshnevisan, Jennifer Madison Logan, James R. Dixon, Nick Johnson, Conor J. Nolan, Josh Edward, Linh Nguyen and Jade Tate

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.

Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: James Liptak.

Tip your actors!

All tips go directly to the cast!