Funhouse Lounge

Golden Girls LIVE!

Thank you for being a friend!

Two classic episodes of The Golden Girls, performed live on stage. Portland drag star Honey Bea Hart, along with local favorite Loretta Lordchild, lead an ALL MALE cast through the trials and tribulations of Dorothy, Sophia, Rose and Blanche. And as if that isn’t already amazing enough,  throw in some classic 80s commercials, a little cheesecake, and a live rendition of their beloved theme song, and you get an evening of entertainment that you will never forget.

Thursdays-Saturdays, July 7th-August 6th

Showtime: 6:45 pm

All ages welcome

Masking and Vaccination Policy as of August 30, 2022:

VACCINATION:  We no longer require proof of vaccination or a current test, but encourage everyone to get vaccinated. MASKS: While we will no longer require masks, we do strongly encourage wearing them while watching the show (when not actively eating or drinking). It is relatively close quarters and it just makes it safer for everyone. 

Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund your ticket. Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.

Tip your actors!

All tips go directly to the cast!