Funhouse Lounge

Baby B’s Belated Birthday Burlesque Bash!

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Join the finest burlesque performers in Portland in celebrating Funhouse’s own Baby B for her birthday! It may be a bit tardy, but that just means there’s been more time to make this celebration grander, so come take a gander at what these talented performers have to gift to you. But don’t forget the star of the show, on and off the stage, Baby B!

Showtimes:
June 17th, 10pm (21 and over, doors at 9:30pm)
June 18th, 7pm (doors at 6:30pm)

Presale tickets will go for $20 GA, $25 Vip, and $120 for a booth, with a $5 increase at the door for all.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Musical

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The Funhouse Lounge is proud to present its grand re-opening show,  Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Musical, a live musical stage parody of the 1992 cult classic film Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 Buffy Summers was just a normal Southern California high school cheerleader, planning dances and shopping at the mall with her friends. Then, a mysterious stranger appears with the shocking revelation that she is “the Chosen One”, destined to battle bloodsuckers from beyond the grave.  Armed with only her courage, athleticism and sarcastic wit, will she be enough to stop the Lord of vampires from taking her city? The Funhouse Lounge presents its unique take on this cult classic film that inspired the hit TV series, jammed to the max with humor, dance numbers, pop culture references and a totally rad soundtrack of familiar pop hits. C’mon down and see how a woman takes care of business when the ‘stakes’ are high.

Doors open at 6:30 / showtime is at 7:00 pm

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.

Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: Jim Liptak

Starring: Landy Lamb and Sean Ryan Lamb

Featuring: Greg Shilling, Josh Edward, Troy Sawyer, Cassandra Pangelinan, Danielle Neblock, Nick Johnson, Sara King, Andrew Poletto, Bill Christensen

Portland Queer Comedy Festival

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FOUR DAYS

Spotlighting comedians who fall on the LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer) spectrum and their allies, the Portland Queer Comedy Festival’s vision is to not only highlight queer and allied talent from all over the world, but to give back to the Queer community through our community non-profit partner initiatives.

FIVE STAGES

The 2nd Annual Portland Queer Comedy Festival is a four day stand-up comedy focused event to be held in scenic Portland, Oregon July July 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 2018 at Funhouse Lounge and Theatre and associated satellite sites.

A MILLION LAUGS

To that end, the Portland Queer Comedy Festival pledges a portion of festival proceeds to area and national non-profits, as well as creating fund drives within the festival shows. If you would like your non-profit to be considered, please email Info@PortlandQueerComedyFesitval.com

Evil Dead the Musical

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​Five college students go to an abandoned cabin in the woods, and accidentally unleash an evil force that turns them all into demons. It’s all up to Ash (a housewares employee, turned demon-killing hero), and his trusty chainsaw to save the day.
Based on the Evil Dead series of films, this bloody hilarious splatter-fest has it all.Book and lyrics by George Reinblatt.
Music by Frank Cipolla, Christopher Bond, Melissa Morris, & George Reinblatt. Recommended ages of 16+, please use your discretion when bringing minors.*Be fully immersed in Evil Dead the Musical 4D and reserve your splash zone seat! (Includes a complimentary poncho. Cause, you know. Blood and guts.)Please note General Admission seating may still be splashed with fake blood. Ponchos available at the door for purchase.
Shows start at 7pm
Sunday July 8th matinee starts at 2pm
Doors open a half hour before showtime. Please allow ample time to find street parking, order food/drinks/etc and be seated by the time the show starts.
*Ticket buyers: you will receive an email confirmation at the time of purchase. This is your “ticket”. You will check in under the last name that your ticket was purchased under when you arrive. You do not need to have a physical ticket to show.*

The Trail to Oregon

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Witness our intrepid family of pioneers, who the audience will name, as they leave it all behind and trek across this great land of ours. “The Trail to Oregon!” is an original musical written by StarKid, the same people who wrote last year’s Funhouse smash hit “Twisted”.

It is also the most absurd and yet historically accurate musical portraying the Oregon Trail to date; featuring 12 educational songs, a set precisely replicating the trail’s landscape, and appearances from famous historical figures, such as: Henry McDoon, Cletus Jones, and Cornwallis.

It’s the best musical about the Oregon Trail you’ll see this year!

Point Break LIVE!

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Funhouse Lounge is totally stoked to bring back the smash hit: Point Break LIVE!, an over-the-top stage adaptation of the 1991 Keanu Reeves/Patrick Swayze extreme sports blockbuster, Point Break.

The audience doesn’t just watch this show, they are part of it. Each night, the audience chooses who will play “Johnny Utah” from a group of audience volunteers who audition for the role. The lucky winner gets his/her lines via cue-cards so as to capture the *raw acting talent* of Keanu himself. But there’s more; from being robbed by bank robbers in presidential masks, to be doused with spray from the surf, the audience is fully immersed in this show (fake money and ponchos are available at the door).

Point Break LIVE! ran for 9 years in San Francisco, 6 years in LA, and is currently enjoying a successful run in New York. Don’t miss out on what promises to be a totally tubular, bitchin’ rush like nothing else in Portland. Live the Ride, bra’!

Tickets start at $25.

SHOWTIMES: Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:00 pm, doors at 6:30 pm

Special late nite show on Saturday, 3/18, at 10 pm. Ticket available here: Late Nite Point Break, LIVE!

All ages welcome–this show is rated PG-13ish/R for adult language, themes, sexual situations and totally tubular surfing.

Date Night Double Feature

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Date Night Double Feature-two shows in one just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Til Death Do Us Part: An Improvised Love Story
Sometimes love hurts. Sometimes it even kills. In this show, our improvisers portray a couple from the audience. By the end of it, one of them is dead. Is it love gone wrong? Betrayal? Or merely an accident? Even we don’t know yet. Come enjoy this darkly comic twist on the usual love story.

Secrets, Lies & Alibis: An Unscripted Drama
2 couples meet at a dinner party. Each person has a secret known only to them, provided by the audience. Hidden desires, past indiscretions & unspoken longings reveal themselves between the appetizer & the dessert. Enjoy being “in the moment” as a new & different show is created each night.

*Tickets start at $15 online
Recommended ages of 18+

*Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:00 pm (doors at 6:30), February 15th-March 2nd 

Friday Night

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Expect the unexpected. Comedy guests Marcus Coleman, Musical Guests, Dead Lee, with audience games and PRIZES. Comedy, Music, All the fun – none of the holiday pressure.

Expect the unexpected
21+ only

80s Flashback Dance Party

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As another year ends, it makes us here at the Funhouse look back to a simpler time: a Material World, where the Rain was purple and Girls just wanted to have fun. Join us on new Years Eve as we get totally radical, and party like it’s 1989. DJ Andy Stacks is Never gonna give you up, ’cause he likes to party all the time.

So if you Can’t fight this feeling any longer, c’mon down and get Footloose.

Nice Boys

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Introducing the only show that cares if you’ve eaten today – ‘Nice Boys – Trivia and Comedy Showcase!’ Hosted by the Bronze Broads (local comedians Corina Lucas, Lydia Manning, Kat Buckley and Amanda Lynne Deal) these grandmas are ready to let loose with some laughs. They’ll thank you for being a friend with Gold Girls trivia + prizes, and then showcase the sweetest souls with the dirtiest jokes in town!

December 17th, starting at 8pm! Tickets are $5 at the door.

Extra contributions welcomed and encouraged

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