Funhouse Lounge

Nice Boys

Introducing the only show that cares if you’ve eaten today – ‘Nice Boys – Trivia and Comedy Showcase!’ Hosted by the Bronze Broads (local comedians Corina Lucas, Lydia Manning, Kat Buckley and Amanda Lynne Deal) these grandmas are ready to let loose with some laughs. They’ll thank you for being a friend with Gold Girls trivia + prizes, and then showcase the sweetest souls with the dirtiest jokes in town!

December 17th, starting at 8pm! Tickets are $5 at the door.


Funny Money

Join us in the improvised gameshow where the audience wins!
Improv games. Game show classics. Random trivia. All performed by two teams of improvisers while your host surprises them with twists and turns.
Be a part of the show, or sit back and hang on for the ride; either way offers an opportunity to win prizes and have a great evening of fast-paced fun with friends and family!

Admission: “Risk the Roll” where you pay based on the roll of the dice at the door!

Doors 9:30ish / showtime 10:00

21+ ONLY


Die Hard the Musical Parody

Additional shows added!

All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard! This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come. Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Lauren Allison, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Bethany Ziskind, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen

Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm. Sunday matinees are at 2:00 pm

Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.

Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP/Reserved: reserved assigned seating in the front 3 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt or Pair of John & Hans Magnets)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.


Late Lyrics

Shrista Tyree & Zane Thomas presents “Late Lyrics” a Music Open Mic!

Sign ups start at 9:30 pm, the sign up sheet will be at the end of the bar when you walk in.

The mic starts at 10:00 pm. Each Open Mic performer will get 8 minutes before cut-off. Poets get 6 minutes. Come down and rock with us!

This is a “curated mic” which means the order is chosen by the hosts. Priority is given to early sign ups and returning performers.

Late Lyrics: a music and poetry open mic at 11:00 pm! Hosted by comedian & rapper, Zane Thomas, with co-producer/comedian/ Dj Shrista Tyree.

FREE ADMISSION

21+ only


Naked Brunch

NAKED BRUNCH is an all improvised, no written material comedy open mic. Born in Seattle, WA with a satellite mic in Massachusetts, the Portland edition is produced by D Martin Austin and hosted by Lydia Manning & Nick Puente. “Be there and be unprepared.”

FREE ADMISSION

All ages welcome, please use your discretion when bringing minors.


Eric Schwartz

Featuring Billy Galewood and Tyler Boeh!

• General Admission: $15 presale, $18 at the door

• VIP: – $25 (includes pre-show meet and greet from 7:00 to 7:30 p.m., priority seating and special merch item)

• Showtime: 8 p.m.

As seen on Tonight Show, Showtime, Comics Unleashed, BET and his one-hour comedy special, Surrender to the Blender, multi-dimensional comedian Eric Schwartz brings his Mero Mero Guero Tour to Harvelle’s in Long Beach for one night only. Eric mixes stand-up with music and multimedia for a show that has been called “everything there is to love about entertainment” (First Order Historians).”

“Five international comedians you must catch.” – GQ India
“A minor industry in pop music parodies.” – Forbes


The Mystery of Irma Vep

From the drawing room of an English estate to the blazing sands of far-off Egypt, this definitive spoof of gothic melodramas is a quick change marathon that has everything: laughs, scares, satire, a sympathetic werewolf, a vampire, and an Egyptian princess who may be brought back from the dead!

2 actors, 8 characters, 35 costume changes.


Murder Mystery Machine

 

Funhouse Lounge is proud to present the return of a Halloween favorite: Murder Mystery Machine, newly re-tooled and scarier than ever!
 
Come and see the Funhouse Lounge Improv Company craft a never-before-seen Horror story based on suggestions from the audience, blending hilarious Saturday morning cartoon moments with heart-stopping thrills and chills. Jinkies!
 
As a mysterious and murderous threat looms, the locals live in terror. But when the Scooby Gang is around, crimes don’t go unsolved! Those favorite Saturday morning sleuths of Mystery Inc., portrayed in delightfully non-traditional fashion by the talented actors of the Funhouse Lounge, will be there to make sure things get figured out. Friends will be made, fun will be had, characters will die and Scooby snacks will be eaten. Will it turn out to be a monster of ancient legend? A sinister curse? An unsettled malevolent spirit? A crazed slasher? An alien presence? A mad scientist and his creature? Even we don’t know. Let’s find out together.
 
 It’s a real creepy Halloween-time treat for all. Zoinks!

Run time: this show runs approximately 1.5 hours, with a 10-minute intermission. 

All showtime is 7:00 pm. Doors will open at 6:30–please allow ample time to find street parking and be seated before the show begins.

Rated R.

*Content warning: strobing lights, stage violence, adult themes/language, horror elements, loud sounds.


Wow Moms

Come join Barb and Tam for a dating show! They will share stories, wine spritzers and matchmaking. Who better to get love advice from than your mom? You don’t wanna miss this!


Follies

Welcome to season 4 of Follies, the Unofficially Best Ever Variety Show!

This season features: The Amazing Bubble Man , David Cantor and Amica Hunter from the award winning company “A Little Bit Off” , Summer Olson, Ari Lee Rapkin , Emily Newton, Jeff Desautels, Brandon Lawrence and Stefano Iaboni

Follies is Portland’s premiere physical comedy showcase, currently in its fourth season at the Funhouse Lounge. The show is curated and hosted by Italian-born, international performer Stefano Iaboni. Follies says “ciao” to traditional stand-up and improv, and highlights instead the richly diverse, artistic, and hilarious world of physical comedy.

Follies is created and hosted by international Italian performer Stefano Iaboni, whose influences include Andy Kaufman and Monty Python. Expect to see Stefano performing alongside a fresh line-up of talent each month as “Follies” brings together a wide range of local and imported artistic talent every first Sunday of the month at 8:00 pm.

$10 advance
$12 at the door

Next show: Sunday April 5th, tickets on sale now! 

*Please direct all questions to Follies. The Funhouse Lounge does not produce this event or manage tickets for it.*

*All ages welcome–minors must be out of the building by 10:00 pm *


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