Funhouse Lounge

How to get Your Sh*t Together–the Holiday Edition

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How To Get Your Shit Together- The Holiday Edition!
Are you unsure you have what it takes to pull off appearing to have your shit together this season to all of your friends & family? Welp, Sue & Marg are coming to us all the way from the nippy north to help you get you prepped this holiday. They are swinging by Portland on the way to their tropical beach vacation on the Oregon coast with some tips, demonstrations and overall good times to share.

So come one come all buy a ticket and come join us . You surely won’t want to miss . Link is below. And remember folks, don’t try to get all of your shit together at once- just take it one turd at a time. 

Tickets are $12 online or $15 at the door

21+ ONLY

Doors 7:30 / show 8:00 pm, Sunday December 9th

My Suicide Note

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Why would someone want to kill themselves? See the comedy show that inspired the highly-praised TEDx Talk on dark humor.

Collin Williams’ critically-acclaimed show, “My Suicide Note”, is a truly one of a kind dark comedy. Williams takes his actual note from his attempted suicide, and uses a decade of experience as a standup comedian and storyteller to weave humor in and out of a candidly astounding life story that has received high praise from audiences and reviewers.

21+ ONLY
Tickets are $12 online or $15 at the door.
Doors open at 9:30 pm / show 10:00

Friday November 23 & Saturday November 24

“A Show Worth Talking About… All of us loved it”
– The Daily Chronicle

“One of the best dark comedy shows you’ll ever see”
– Tony Valle, WIP Theater

For more information visit www.suicidenote.me

Come Out Laughing

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Created by national headlining comics Jason Dudey and Erin Foley, Come Out Laughing is a comedy tour that brings together LGBTQ and straight audiences who love to laugh.

Every show features standup comics — gay and straight — and welcomes everyone. Come Out Laughing promotes inclusivity through laughter. At the end of the day, funny is funny.

Erin Foley, Jason Dudey, Belinda Carroll, D Martin Austin

All ages welcome

Tuesday, November 13th, Doors at 7:00 pm, show starts at 7:30 pm

$15 advance / $20 door,   $110 VIP booth

John Carpenter’s “The Thing”–a stage parody

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From the producer/director of last year’s hit, “Sweep the Leg” (Karate Kid: The Musical) comes a comedic stage adaptation of John Carpenter’s beloved horror/sci-fi classic “The Thing.”

When a group of scientists in Antarctica discovers a long-buried spaceship in the ice, they unearth a dangerous creature that threatens to destroy them, and potentially us all.

In this loving stage parody, we set out to, in equal parts, pay homage and satirize this iconic film. A cast of some of Portland’s best comedic character actors takes aim at the roles made famous by Keith David, Kurt Russell and Wilfred Brimley.

The Funhouse Lounge, known for its send-ups of classic 80s films undergoes a transformation of its own to create the perfect venue to stage the isolated Antarctic outpost and its dark, cavernous tunnels and rooms.

For die-hard “The Thing” fans and newcomers alike, John Carpenter’s “The Thing,” A Stage Parody reminds us all that “Man is the Warmest Place to Hide.”

Thursdays-Saturdays, November 1-17. All shows at 7:00 pm, doors at 6:30

Tickets are $18 online, $25 at the door. Reserved seating available online.

Broadway Bears Concert: Stage Fright 2: The Shriekquel

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Get ready for a night of spooky, darkly funny, and villainous live performances with Portland’s Furriest Singers, as the BROADWAY BEARS, debut their new concert at the Funhouse Lounge on October 28, 2018, 7:00 pm!

Titled “STAGE FRIGHT 2: THE SHRIEKQUEL,” the BROADWAY BEARS will perform villain and horror-themed songs from the musical realm of stage and screen, from comedy to drama to dangerous, in their trademark entertaining way… complete with furry faces! And this time, they’ve got some special friends from Portland’s performing elite to get down with!

The BROADWAY BEARS, “Portland’s Furriest Singers,” are Andy Mangels, Darin MacLeod, Donnie Vecchione, and M. Stephen Bradley. For this special concert, special guests from Portland’s performing elite include burlesque queen Zora Phoenix, jazz diva Karen Maria Capo, musical theater superstar Deanna Maio, and bearded balladeers Bobby Jackson and Michael Chavez!

With all live singing in solos, duet, trio, and group numbers, the “STAGE FRIGHT 2: THE SHRIEKQUEL” concert will be a spooky performance that will leave you thrilled and chilled, and laughing and screaming. The two acts feature over 20 songs and medleys from stage productions and films such as Little Shop Of Horrors, The Addams Family, Les Miserables, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Hocus Pocus, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Sweeney Todd, Wonderland, Hairspray, The Phantom Of The Opera, The Rocky Horror Show, Hamilton, Into The Woods, The Wiz, Heathers, Oliver!, Reefer Madness, Wicked, Disneyland, and many more!

The over-21 concert will be at Funhouse Lounge, on October 28, 2018, with doors at 6:30pm, show from 7-9pm. Tickets are $10 in advance from brownpapertickets.com or $15 at the door ($10 for seniors or students), with special reserved booth tickets also available. The first STAGE FRIGHT concert was in 2014, and this “Shriekquel” promises to surpass the recent sold out standing-room-only concert that the Broadway Bears performed at the Funhouse.

The members of the BROADWAY BEARS have decades of stage experience encompassing theatrical, choral, opera, television, film, and teaching arenas. BROADWAY BEARS was co-founded in mid-2011 by Andy Mangels, and the group has performed charitable concerts and at local events in 2012-2018, including a popular and bravura opening concert at the 20th anniversary of Peacock in the Park at Washington Park Amphitheatre.

ShowGirl Temple Showcase

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The beauties of ShowGirl Temple have been hard at play and are ready to share their feminine wiles with you! Join us for a Burlesque show exploring all the glory of sassy, sexy, funny, seductive and flirtatious ShowGirls!

FUNHOUSE LOUNGE
2432 SE 11th Avenue, Portland
Doors 9:30/Show 10:00pm-12midnight

VIP BOOTH for 5 $75/$85 Day of Show/Door
VIP TABLE for 2 $25/$35 Day of Show/Door
GA $10 Advance/ $15 Day of Show/Door
21+ Only
TICKETS: https://squareup.com/store/cabaretdecaliente

No tips are collected at this production, instead we support the Portland Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence with an awesome raffle so bring your dollars and help make this a Party with a Purpose!

FEATURING:
*Eva D’Luscious
*Vanity Thorn
*Miss Nicole
*Marie Arnt’uette
*La Femme Macha
*Harley Appropriate
*Dominoe de Soto
*Sincera Bella
*Luna Phaze
*Keelie Curiosa
*Ginger S Mack
*Fan Dance – Blonde le Banc, Marie Arn’tuette, Dominoe de Soto, La Femme Macha, Lynnemarie

** RAFFLE PRIZES FROM **

ShowGirl Temple — Class for Sass
http://showgirltemple.com/

Confidence Esthetics
http://www.confidencebypatti.com/

Shebop — Female Friendly Sex Toy Boutique for Every Body
https://www.sheboptheshop.com/

Whoopee! Sex-Magic Variety Show
https://www.facebook.com/events/684910601874556/

** PDX SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE **
http://www.portlandsisters.net/

 

** Venue is ADA accessible, please email evadluscious(at)gmail.com in advance to plan seating

*** We’d love to celebrate your special event at the show! Please email evadluscious(at)gmail.com to make plans and arrange for group seating.

** IMPORTANT SHOW INFO **

Cabaret de Caliente celebrates sensuality and joy through Burlesque and Variety Arts. We ask you to respect performers and fellow patrons. Any behavior toward performers, patrons or staff that is perceived as disrespectful or threatening will be grounds for immediate removal and a permanent ban from all Cabaret de Caliente shows.

No photos or video allowed during stage show.

http://cabaretdecaliente.com/

Circus Church

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The one and only Circus Church is back…for a Halloween show like no other!

We are the all inclusive, body positive, something for everyone variety show!

Circus Church is a Portland based variety show that’s been four years running. This will be our last show (for now…). Be sure to come drink, celebrate, tip and support all the amazing talent!

We have contortion, burlesque, drag, singing, hooping, poi, go go dancers, raffle prizes, audience games and more…

Doors 8:30 pm, Show 9 pm
21 and up, $15 cash at the door
Funhouse Lounge

Featuring performances by…
Belinda Rose
David Daniels
Nikki Lev
Austin Tacious
Ilex (Eugene, or)
Zsa Zsa Bordeaux (Olympia, WA)
Copper Van Doon
Faschia Farce (Eugene, OR)
Phil Illy
Alice Johnson & Lady Coquine

Preshow sideshow by tripper the tramp

Door – Keelie Curiosa
Stage manager – Scarlett Siren
Tips / Raffle – Feels

Check us out on instagam @ circuschurchpdx

Check out our Circus Church trailer at…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6G7HvT4C-4

Sponsors
Gay pigeon
Mad hatter glass
Glow fuck yourself

The Bard in the Bar: Shakespeare After Dark

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Join Portland Actors Ensemble at the Funhouse Lounge for some raucous, 21 and over fun for FREE.

This is the bard like you’ve never seen him: Take a handful of actors and some Shakespeare themed fun, add alcohol, and see what happens!

–No actors will be harmed in the making of this performance.

August 12th and 26th, 8:00 pm

FREE ADMISSION!

Simon Gibson & Friends

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Join comedian and Portland’s prodigal son, Simon Gibson as he welcomes some of his favorite Portland comics for a night of booze, merriment and laughter!

Featuring:
Marcus Coleman, Shain Brenden, Amanda Arnold, Alex Falcone

Hosted by: Adam Pasi!

Plus other special guests!

$10
21+ only
December 22nd, Doors 9:30 / show 10:00

Simon Gibson’s credits include: Last Call w/Carson Daly on NBC,  “Inside Jokes” on Amazon Prime (starting November 30th!) and the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal.

***Ticket info:  once your purchase your tickets you will receive a confirmation email. THIS IS YOUR TICKET. You will NOT receive attached tickets so please have the email handy (you can print it out too) and ready to present the night of the show. You will check in under the last name that your tickets were purchased under.***

Back to the Future

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From the writers and producers of last year’s smash original hit: Die Hard the Musical Parody,  we proudly brings you our newest original musical parody: Back to the Future, the Musical Parody!

Doc Brown. Marty McFly. An iconic time machine. A bully. A school dance. Oedipal overtones. We all know the story.

Or do we?

Return with us to Hill Valley to find out how things really unfolded on that fateful week back in 1955 when Marty McFly accidentally prevented his parents’ first meeting, thus threatening his own existence!

With 14 original songs, this show presents a treasured classic in a way you’ve never imagined.

See it. Or Darth Vader will come down from the planet Vulcan and melt your brain.

Directed by Andy Barrett

Starring: Dave Cole as Marty McFly, Kate Faye Cummings as Lorraine, John Branch as Doc Brown, Greg Shilling as George McFly and Mandy Khoshnevisan as Biff Tannen.

Musical Director: Matt Insley

Created by Andy Barrett and Matt Insley with additional music by Dave Cole, James Liptak and Sam Dinkowitz.

All ages welcome–recommended ages of 16+

Thursday, Friday and Saturday showings at 7:00 pm, doors open at 6:30 pm.

Sunday matinees are at 2:00 pm with doors opening at 1:30 pm.

This production is not associated with with NBC Universal or the “Back to the Future” franchise in any way.

Extra contributions welcomed and encouraged

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