Funhouse Lounge

Auditions! Die Hard, the Musical Parody

Funhouse Lounge is excited to announce an open audition for a role in “Die Hard, the Musical Parody”.

Since its inception in 2017, this Funhouse Lounge show has become a Portland institution and a treasured holiday tradition. This year sees us holding a rare audition for a role in this show.

Audition will be held on Sunday, October 6th from 5-8pm, at Funhouse Lounge. Callbacks, if necessary, will be during the following week.
Upon receipt of your request, you will be provided with an audition time. You will also be sent sides, sheet music, and sample recordings of two songs from the show. The audition will include reading and singing with members of the cast.

Role we are seeking to cast:
Holly Gennero
, ambitious corporate woman, mother of two, estranged wife of John McClane

Email your headshot and resume to info@funhouselounge.com for your audition slot.

Show dates are Thursdays thru Saturdays, November 29th, 2024 thru January 4th, 2025, at 6:45pm. There will also be a couple of Sunday matinees.
Rehearsals are Mon-Wed from 6:30-9pm and Sat/Sun 1-4pm. Rehearsal schedule is flexible (to a small degree) based on actors’ conflicts to begin on Tuesday, October 29th.

Actors will be paid. (non-professional/non-union)


Twisted, the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

We all know the story of Aladdin, the plucky little street rat who makes good, despite the scheming of the evil Ja’far and his palace guards. But, what if that wasn’t the REAL story? What if the true hero of the story was a man who, despite all odds, sacrifices his reputation, his position, even the love of his life, all to save his beloved Kingdom? And, what if that man was none other than Ja’far himself? 

Facing a dim-witted sultan, a corrupt system, a maddeningly silly Genie, a heartless thief, and an invasion from a neighboring kingdom, can one good man stand up to all this, and not get Twisted? Come find out in this rousing, raucous and randy musical comedy.

Additional shows added by popular demand!!!

Dates: Thursdays thru Saturdays, April 27th thru May 27th, 6:45pm
Sunday matinees on May 7th and 21st, 2pm

Add’l dates: Saturday matinee May 27th, 2pm
Thursday thru Saturday, June 1st thru June 3rd, 6:45pm

Tickets start at $25

Starring:  Aidan Nolan, Cassandra Pangelinan, Rhansen Mars, Kylie Rose, Landy Lamb, Jeremy Clubb, Kristin Barrett, Brandy Schnaars, Jaiden Wirth, Darrell McGee, Kenzie Chapman

Directed by Andy Barrett

Musical Direction by James Liptak

Music by AJ Holmes, Lyrics by Kaley McMahon, Book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Eric Kahn Gale

All ages welcome–this show is rated PG-13ish/R for adult language, themes, sexual situations, and general wickedness.


Milan Patel & Enemies

Milan Patel returns to PORTLAND to host a jam-packed standup comedy show featuring the absolute best comedians from Portland and LA! 

Featuring: 

  • Shain Brenden (NBC, Portland’s Funniest Person)
  • Simon Gibson (Amazon, Comedy Central)
  • Arlo Weierhauser (Colbert) 
  • and so many more!

It’s gonna be a big party! 

DEC 22ND! 

FUNHOUSE LOUNGE! 

10PM! 

ONLY $10

$15 at the door


Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

The phone rings, in the middle of the night,  your father yells, “What is that unearthly sound?!  We haven’t had a landline in 15 years!!!”

It’s spooky season!  And while everyone else is putting on costumes, the performers of ‘Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun ‘ can’t wait to take them off!  Two nights, two different shows, two different opportunities to get your heart racing and your blood pumping.  We’re celebrating everything that makes Halloween great; the ghosts, the monsters, the horror films, the candy!

With performances by:

Baby B Stiletto

Abby Go-Lucky

Bimbo Baggins

Lady Dolore

Cookie Sugar

Bella Bellini

Gamz Akimbo

Sara James

Kelly Moon

Lana Montreese *

Kitten A Round *

Miss Nicole *

*Saturday only

With everyone’s favorite hosting duo Mandy Khoshnevisan and Greg Shilling!


Puppeteers for Fears

This event is in the past. Check out current shows on our homepage!!!

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Ashland-based comedy troupe Puppeteers for Fears will return to Portland after a three-year absence to perform a new original show, The Cabaret at the End of the World, in a two-night run at The Funhouse Lounge.

Show Dates: October 15, 16

Sat October 15th:

  • Early show begins at 7:00 pm
  • Late show begins at 10:00 pm

Sun October 16th:

  • Show begins at 7:00 pm

Advance Tickets: $20-$30

The show will be a Vaudeville-style collection of original songs, dance numbers, and skits performed with hand-and-rod (Muppet style) puppets and a live band—as well as with PFF’s special brand of over-the-top horror and science fiction comedy.

“This show is exactly what the name implies,” says company director and playwright, Josh Gross. “The puppets are trying to hold off the end of the world by fighting despair with jokes and songs—which is a feeling a lot of us can relate to after the last several years.”

Pieces to be performed include ghosts narrating graverobbing in song, lullabies for a noisy werewolf, rap battles between web-connected smart appliances, family drama amongst aliens, the puppet comedy roast of William Shakespeare, and more. To fully embrace the variety show format, the play will even include original live commercial jingles.

“It will be a fast and funny show,” says Gross. “There is a special energy to this piece.”

Because of inability to perform during the Covid-19 pandemic, this will be Puppeteers for Fears’ first show since summer 2019.

“When Covid happened in 2020, and things started shutting down, it was immediately clear we would be one of the last things to come back,” says the company’s Artistic Director Josh Gross. “Between traveling around and the game of Twister behind the puppet house, there was no way to do it safely until everything stabilized.”

Now that PFF is back in action, it is eager to not waste time. For its debut, The Cabaret at the End of the World, will be performed at a seven-date tour around the state of Oregon, and the company hopes to stage a broader regional tour in spring.

“Everyone is ready,” says Gross. “We all need to laugh.”

Complete dates and times for the current tour are below.

The Cabaret at the End of the World will run 90-120 minutes, and include R-rated content. It was directed by longtime PFF performers, Alyssa Matthews and Katy Curtis, and stars Forest Gilpin, Jake Raiter, Hunter Prutch, and Alyssa Matthews, with music performed live by The Elephant—who will also open the show with a set of their original material. More information about the company is available at PuppeteersForFears.com, and in the short documentary, Something Different, viewable here → Tongal Short Docs – Puppeteers For Fears


Comedy of Terrors

Shakespeare meets Frankenstein in this amazing new unscripted show at Funhouse Lounge. We will improvise a brand new, never-before-imagined play in the style of Shakespeare, while also weaving in a classic movie monster of your suggestion.

Perhaps a young human and a young werewolf are star-crossed lovers?

Perhaps everyone wonders why the King only goes out at night?

Perhaps two brothers, separated during a shipwreck, finally find each other; but one is a little off? 

Join us, as something wicked this way comes.

Thursdays thru Saturdays, Aug 30th – Sept 14th at 7pm


Golden Girls UNSCRIPTED!

As if seeing classic “Golden Girls” episodes done live on stage by an all-star drag cast wasn’t enough, we’ve decided to remove the safety net!  “Golden Girls Unscripted” is our talented cast, creating two brand-new episodes of Golden Girls ON THE SPOT, based on your suggestions.  Will Dorothy win a pie-eating contest?  Will Blanche discover a twin sister?  Will Rose build a panic room?  Will Sophia turn out to be Irish?  Maybe, maybe, maybe and maybe. We don’t know. There is no telling where this show is gonna go, and trust me, you’ll wanna be there to see it.   

One Night Only!!
Show date: Saturday, August 10th

Show time: 10pm

Tickets: $16 GA, $22 VIP, $100 booth

Age: 21+


Auditions!

Funhouse Lounge is excited to announce auditions for its upcoming show “BatMusical; A Little Dark Knight Music”

Description of the show

This is a musical journey through the life of the Caped Crusader, weaving together a story based on many past iterations and interpretations of the character and his adventures. It incorporates elements of comedy, drama, musical and parody, as most Funhouse shows do.

Auditioners of any age, race, gender or orientation are welcome to audition.

Roles we are seeking to cast :
Batman (any age): Batman will be portrayed by different actors in the different eras, so there are several Batman roles available
Old Bruce Wayne (50s): Batman, but he’s retired. Serves as narrator.
The Penguin (any age): Bird-inspired villain
Alfred (any age): Bruce Wayne’s loyal butler
Commissioner Gordon (any age) Police commissioner
Ensemble (any age) several slots available

Auditions will be held Saturday and Sunday, July 30th and 31st, at 12 noon. .
Please have ready both a dramatic and a comedic monologue (max 2 minutes each).
Bring sheet music and prepare 32 bars of a song that showcases your talent.
If you cannot make the auditions, but are still interested, e-mail me and let me know. We might hold additional auditions or be willing to accept video auditions. No guarantees, but we might.

E-mail your headshot and resume for your audition slot. Andy @ funhouselounge dot com

Show dates are Thursdays thru Saturdays, Sept 10th thru Oct 8th, at 7pm. . Rehearsals will begin first week of August. Rehearsal schedule will be Sat/Sun days, Mon-Wed nights, and will be flexible based upon actors’ conflicts.

Actors will be paid.


Auditions!

Ever seen an improv show at Funhouse Lounge show and thought “That was amazing. How can I be part of that’? Well, now’s your chance. Funhouse Lounge will be holding improvisor auditions Tuesday, July 26th, at 6:30-8pm.

We have done, and continue to do, a lot of cool improvised shows, mostly long form. Such shows as “USS Improvise, the Next Generation, the Musical” (Musical episodes of Next Gen), “Avenue PDX” (humans, puppets, music, but set in Portland), “Murder Mystery Machine” (The Scooby Doo gang in an improvised slasher film), Games of Songs (imp. Game of Thrones), “Stranded” (the crew of Gilligan’s Island on the island from Lost), “Clue, the Improvised Mystery” (based on the board game Clue). We also do the short form late-night show “DomProv”, which is a little more adult in nature.

We have weekly rehearsals, sometimes for the particular show coming up, sometimes just fun skill/team building.We are looking for players who are excited about these types of shows, and want to be part of our community. Our upcoming shows are :

“A Comedy of Terrors” (improvised Shakespeare play, but also with classic movie monsters)
“Murder Mystery Machine” (An improvised slasher film stumbled onto by the Scooby Doo gang)

Auditions will be held Tuesday, July 26th, 6:30-8pm at Funhouse Lounge. 2432 SE 11th Ave. Portland, OR 97214
This is a group audition, so plan to be there from 6:30-8pm. And please be on time.

if you are interested, e-mail me so i can know to expect you

andy @ funhouselounge dot com


Baby B’s Belated Birthday Burlesque Bash!

Join the finest burlesque performers in Portland in celebrating Funhouse’s own Baby B for her birthday! It may be a bit tardy, but that just means there’s been more time to make this celebration grander, so come take a gander at what these talented performers have to gift to you. But don’t forget the star of the show, on and off the stage, Baby B!

Showtimes:
June 17th, 10pm (21 and over, doors at 9:30pm)
June 18th, 7pm (doors at 6:30pm)

Presale tickets will go for $20 GA, $25 Vip, and $120 for a booth, with a $5 increase at the door for all.


Tip the cast and crew!

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